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Friday, July 06, 2007

Jeepers Creepers

As part of my fantasic purchase, my spinning wheel came with a set of hand carders and some roving. The roving was old, nasty, wiry, rough and had lots of weird vegetable matter in it. Needless to say, it got tossed. But before I could practice hand-carding, with better roving, I had to clean out some of the residual roving and vegetable matter (or so I thought) from the carder teeth.

I meticulously picked off the fibers between the teeth with a toothpick and ended up with lots of gross fuzz all over my table and my clothes. Besides sneezing at the annoying bits of fiber, I really didn't think anything of it until I saw that one of the little vegetable matter bits had legs!! Gross! I almost threw up at the thought of inhaling the microscopic remnants of these dead bugs. It was very hard to finish getting all that crap out of the 100s of teeth in the carders.
I can't believe that the original owner actually sat there to comb and brush dirty fiber, complete with bugs. Ewww.

Aside from those nasty bugs, I had slightly creepy experience of a different kind this Wednesday. As I walked across the parking lot towards Starbucks for my Wednesday knitting group meeting, I noticed a guy in the donut shop 2 doors down grinning and waving from his booth inside the shop. I ignored this, since I didn't know the guy. But then the aggressive waving and grinning continued...who is he waving at? No one was walking towards the donut shop, not even in the parking lot, and no one was driving away. Then I noticed that he was looking at me, with his body turned in my direction. The waving and sheepish grin was a little odd, but I quickly brushed it off.

Feeling a little bored and loser-ish, Rachel and I decided to depart early, since we were the only ones who showed up to knitting on July 4th. Outside, some teenage skateboarders were praciting there tricks while an older man (in his 40s?) sitting on the edge of a flower bed wall chatted and watched the boys. The older man seemed short and had a slightly rotund protrusion in his midsection and appeared to be Latino. I thought this guy was related to the boys, maybe one of the dads. I walked past them without any interaction and headed towards my car. As I opened my car door, I saw someone waving out of the corner of my eye. I got into my car and waited for a car behind me to pull out, and the man sitting with the skateboarders continued to wave with a grin. Then I realized this was the donut man! He kept waving at me and grinning until I left the parking lot.

I never waved or smiled back at the donut man, because I didn't want to encourage it. I am still perplexed as to why he was waving like that. I guess could just appreciate that someone was trying to make a connection and may have found something attractive or interesting in me from yards away. But, it was so odd! He didn't even say hi, when I walked by, and he sat outside while Rachel and I knitted. All he did was wave fervently and grin. Weird.

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4 Comments:

Blogger JayJay said...

Ugh! The bugs sound gross. You had a pretty weird evening on Wednesday. Glad to hear he just waved, and didn't come up and talk to you.

July 07, 2007 7:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After reading your post - I'm itchy! The smart thing was to not acknowledge the waver. Weird, strange - you were smart.

July 07, 2007 8:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
The bloglines preview of your blog puts that up full size. Those are disgusting. And they may be wool eating things. You might want to isolate and freeze them. Two weeks in, two weeks out, repeat 3 times. Oh yuck. Yuck. Yuck.

I've had a similar experience--it turned out that the person was developmentally disabled and just thought I was pretty. He asked for a hug. I gave him a hug. And got a really slobbery kiss on the cheek too. It's a bummer when your brain never catches up with your hormones & body, and you lack those social filters. I don't give hugs to strange men anymore. ;)

July 09, 2007 9:35 AM  
Blogger Ambaa said...

I haven't decided if I'll ever be brave enough to try carding my own roving. I'll wait for you to get good at it so you can teach me :)

July 10, 2007 8:35 PM  

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